Q: What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
A: Merry Christmas to ewe!
Q: What do you get if you milk a cow at Santa’s workshop at the North Pole?
A: Ice cream.
Q: What do Spanish sheep say at Christmas time?
A: Fleece Navidad.
Q: Why should Christmas dinners always be very well-done?
A: So that you can say, ‘Merry Crisp-ness’.
Q: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet
Q: What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
Q: What is claustrophobia?
A: The fear of Santa Claus.
Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
Q: What do you call a cat sitting on a beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy claws.
Q: Where does a snowman hide his money?
A: In the snow bank.
Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?
A: Holly Davidson.
Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Claus?
A: Santa Paws.
Q: What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple.
Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
A: Ice cream.
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