Wisdom, several pearls of wisdom to live by
- The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
- Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
- If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense.
- Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
- A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
- Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
- Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how may people a company can operate without.
- Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
- Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
- No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
- There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
- There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 am in the morning. It could be the right number.
- No one ever says ‘It’s only a game’ when their team is winning.
- I’ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
- Be careful reading fine print. There’s no way you’re going to like it.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.
- Do you realize that in about 40 years we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
- Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
- After age 60, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
- Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind, and the ones who mind don’t matter.
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