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justfunnoahsark (Lessons from Noah)

Lessons to be learned from Noah and his ark


Lessons to be learned from Noah and his ark:

  • Do NOT miss the boat.
  • Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  • Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
  • Stay fit. When you’re really old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
  • Don’t listen to the critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  • Build your future on high ground.
  • For the sake of safety, travel in pairs.
  • Speed isn’t always an advantage; the snails were on the ark with the cheetahs.
  • When you’re stressed, float a while.
  • Remember the ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.
  • No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

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