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Halloween jokes!


Joke: Why did the ghost go into the bar?    Answer: For the Boos.

Joke: Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?    Answer:  He was all bite and no bark.

Joke: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?    Answer: He didn’t have a haunting license.

Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?    Answer: He had no body to dance with.

Joke: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?    Answer: At the casketeria.

Joke: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?    Answer: He is mist.

Joke: Where did the goblin throw the football?    Answer: Over the ghoul line.

Joke: Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.    Answer: Because of the coffin.

Joke: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?    Answer: Because he is always a goblin.

Joke: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?    Answer: A toasty ghosty.

Joke: Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?    Answer: He heard it had great circulation.

Joke: What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?    Answer:  Whipped scream.


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