Joke: Why did the ghost go into the bar? Answer: For the Boos.
Joke: Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? Answer: He was all bite and no bark.
Joke: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? Answer: He didn’t have a haunting license.
Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? Answer: He had no body to dance with.
Joke: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? Answer: At the casketeria.
Joke: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? Answer: He is mist.
Joke: Where did the goblin throw the football? Answer: Over the ghoul line.
Joke: Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. Answer: Because of the coffin.
Joke: Why is a ghost such a messy eater? Answer: Because he is always a goblin.
Joke: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? Answer: A toasty ghosty.
Joke: Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? Answer: He heard it had great circulation.
Joke: What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae? Answer: Whipped scream.