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Speaking Blonde


An airplane is flying toward Houston when a blonde in Economy Class leaves her assigned seat and moves into the First Class section and sits down.

A flight attendant watches her change seats and asks to see her airline ticket.  The ticket shows her assigned seat in Economy Class.  She tells the blonde that her seat is not in the First Class section and that she will need to return to her assigned seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m flying to Houston, I deserve First Class, and I’m staying right here!”

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilots that there is a blonde sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy Class, and that she refuses to return to her assigned seat.

The co-pilot leaves the cockpit and approaches the blonde.  He explains that she has not paid the extra fare for a First Class ticket and that she must return to the
seat that she paid for.

The blonde firmly replies, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m flying to Houston, I deserve First Class, and I’m staying right here!”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and explains the dilemma to the pilot.  He replies, “I’ll handle this.  I am married to a blonde.  I speak blonde!”

The pilot approaches the blonde and speaks quietly into her ear.  The blonde immediately apologizes and returns to her assigned seat in Economy Class.

Both the attendant and the co-pilot are amazed at this turn of events and ask what the pilot said to resolve the situation.  He replies, “I simply to her that the First
Class section on this flight was not going to Houston!”


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