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Two Ways

There are always two ways of looking at every situation, if you look hard enough.  For example:

A husband and wife were sitting at a table at the husband’s high school reunion.  They were staring at a drunken woman who kept swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.  The wife asked, “Do you know her?  Was she one of your classmates?”  “Yes,” sighed the husband,  “She’s my old girlfriend.  I understand she took up drinking right after I broke up with her all those years ago, and she hasn’t been sober since.”  “My goodness!” said the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

Here is another situation in which the coin obviously has two sides: The latest poll taken by the governor of California yielded the following results on whether or not Californians think illegal immigration is a serious problem —  a) 21% of the respondents answered: ‘Yes, it is a serious problem.’  b) 79% of the respondents answered: “No, no es una problema seriosa.”

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