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Why, Why, Why ?

ü   Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting low on power?

ü   Why do banks charge a fee on ‘Insufficient funds’ when they already know there are insufficient funds to pay the fee?

ü   Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billions stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

ü   Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the glue bottle?

ü   Why do they use sterile needles for ‘death by lethal injection’?

ü   Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

ü   Why does Superman stop bullets with his bare chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?

ü   Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

ü   Whose idea was it to put an ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’?

ü   If people evolved from apes, where are there still apes?

ü    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always clear?

ü   Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

ü   Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

ü   How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

ü   Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that is falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

ü   In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

ü   Why do we never hear father-in-law jokes?

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