Why, Why, Why ?
ü Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting low on power?
ü Why do banks charge a fee on ‘Insufficient funds’ when they already know there are insufficient funds to pay the fee?
ü Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billions stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
ü Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the glue bottle?
ü Why do they use sterile needles for ‘death by lethal injection’?
ü Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
ü Why does Superman stop bullets with his bare chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?
ü Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
ü Whose idea was it to put an ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’?
ü If people evolved from apes, where are there still apes?
ü Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always clear?
ü Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
ü Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
ü How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
ü Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that is falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
ü In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
ü Why do we never hear father-in-law jokes?