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You Might Be A Mormon IF  —

You might be a Mormon IF —

v   If all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape.

v   If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday.

v   If you believe Heck is the place for people who don’t believe in Gosh.

v   If your mother was pregnant at any of your siblings’ wedding receptions.

v   If you pray that your donuts and diet Coke will ‘nourish and strengthen your body’.

v   If you think that Jell-O is one of the four basic food groups.

v   If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbors’ house.

v   If you’ve ever written a ‘Dear John’ letter to more than two missionaries on the same day.

v   If you have one child in diapers and another child on a mission.

v   If you have never arrived at a church meeting on time.

v   If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries.

v   If you’ve already got your order in for volume 50 of ‘The Work and The Glory’ series.

v   If you think it is okay to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing.

v   If you have to guess more than four times at the name of the child you are disciplining.

v   If you assume BYOB means ‘Bring Your Own Burgers’.

v   If you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Mountain Dew.

v   If you arrive at an activity an hour late and you are still the first person there.

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