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 ‘Ponderous’ Issues to Ponder

Have you pondered these ‘ponderous’ issues before?

  • Can a person cry underwater?
  • How important does a person have to be before he would be considered assassinated rather than murdered?
  • Why can a person “put in his two cents worth” but only be given “a penny for his thoughts”?
  • Does a person have to wear the clothes he or she was buried in forever?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • What disease did cured ham actually have?
  • How is it that we put a man on the moon before we put wheels on luggage?
  • Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby”, when babies actually wake up every two hours and wet their diapers when they sleep?
  • When a deaf person appears in court, is it still called a hearing?
  • Why is a person IN a movie, but ON television?
  • Why do people pay money to go to the top of tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  • Why do doctors leave the exam room while their patients change?  They are going to see them naked anyway.
  • Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
  • Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast to ashes, rendering the bread inedible?
  • If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why is there a senseless song about him?
  • What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
  • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  • If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
  • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  They’re both dogs!
  • If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Do the “Alphabet Song” and “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” have the same melody?  More importantly, why did you just hum those two tunes?
  • Why are dogs annoyed when someone blows in their face, but they immediately stick their heads out the car window when taken for a ride?

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