‘Ponderous’ Issues to Ponder
Have you pondered these ‘ponderous’ issues before?
- Can a person cry underwater?
- How important does a person have to be before he would be considered assassinated rather than murdered?
- Why can a person “put in his two cents worth” but only be given “a penny for his thoughts”?
- Does a person have to wear the clothes he or she was buried in forever?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put a man on the moon before we put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby”, when babies actually wake up every two hours and wet their diapers when they sleep?
- When a deaf person appears in court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why is a person IN a movie, but ON television?
- Why do people pay money to go to the top of tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- Why do doctors leave the exam room while their patients change? They are going to see them naked anyway.
- Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
- Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast to ashes, rendering the bread inedible?
- If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why is there a senseless song about him?
- What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
- If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Do the “Alphabet Song” and “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” have the same melody? More importantly, why did you just hum those two tunes?
- Why are dogs annoyed when someone blows in their face, but they immediately stick their heads out the car window when taken for a ride?
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