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justfun44 (My Favorite Things ** )

“My Favorite Things”

This cute song is to be sung to the tune of ‘My Favorite Things’, from the Sound of Music.  My apologies to Julie Andrews!

Prune juice and nose drops and needles for knitting,
   Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
   These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
   Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses
Pacemakers, golf carts, and porches with swings,
  These are a few of my favorites things.

When the pipes leak,
  When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
  I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Cocoa and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
   No spicy food and no food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
   These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains and slow brains and no fear of sinning,
   Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinning,
And we won’t mention our small shrunken frames,
   When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
  When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
  Then we remember the great life we’ve had,
And then we don’t feel so BAD!

Author Unknown

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