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Love Story

A grouchy, 80-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.  When she appeared before the judge, he asked her, “What did you steal?” She gruffly replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied, “Because I was hungry. Why else would I do it?”  The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.  She replied, “Six.”  The judge then said, “Then I will give you 6 days in jail.”  Before the judge could officially pronounce the sentence, the woman’s 82-year old husband meekly asked if he could say something.  The judge said, “Yes, what is it?”  The husband quietly replied, “She also stole a can of peas.”

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