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Don’t Mess With Old Ladies!

An older lady was pulled over for speeding.
Woman: “Is there a problem, officer?”
Officer: “Yes, ma’am, you were speeding.”
Woman: “Oh, I see.”
Officer: “Can I see you drivers’ license, please?”
Woman: “I don’t have one, officer.”
Officer: “You don’t have one?”
Woman: “I had it revoked four years ago for drunk driving.”
Officer: “I will need to see the registration papers for your car.”
Woman: “I am afraid that’s not possible.”
Officer: “Why not?”
Woman: “I stole this car.”
Officer: “You stole this car?”
Woman: “Yes, and I killed the owner of the car.”
Officer: “You did WHAT?”
Woman: “The body of the owner of this car is in a plastic bag in the trunk.”
At this point, the officer slowly backed away to his squad car and called for back up help.  Within 5 minutes, other police officers arrived. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his service revolver.
Officer 2: “Ma’am, I need you to slowly step out of the car.”
Woman: “Is there a problem, officer?”
Officer 2: “One of my officers told me you stole this car and killed the owner.”
Woman: “Killed the owner??”
Officer 2: “Yes.  I need you to open the trunk of the car.”
The older woman opened the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: “Is this your car, ma’am?”
Woman: “Yes, and here are the registration papers.”
The officer was quite stunned with this turn of events.
Officer 2: “My officer also claimed that you do not have a drivers’ license.”
Woman: “I most certainly do.  Here it is.”
The puzzled officer examined her valid license.
Officer 2: “Thank you, ma’am.  My officer told me that you didn’t have a license, that you have a history of drunk driving, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner of the car.”
Woman: “And I’ll bet the dirty liar told you that I was speeding as well!”

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