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Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable ( ** )

Romney – Unlikeable?

Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable…

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being
“likable” or that he doesn’t “relate” well to people. We
struggled to understand why…he is after all..drop dead handsome, has a
beautiful wife…..isn’t that enough to ensure popularity for most
So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten list to explain this

 Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney

 1. Successful, self-made businessman. (Dad didn’t give him a
hand-out…..he and Ann had to make it on their own)

 2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been FAITHFUL to

 3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

 4. Can’t speak in a fake southern black preacher voice when necessary.

 5. Puts his dog on the car as opposed to eating dogs. (As Obama did in Indonesia)

 6. Has pots of money (made it all himself) and since nobody else in
this country has any desire to have pots of money….we don’t like him!!!

 7. Has a family of great boys….none
of them are in drug rehab.

 8. Doesn’t smoke (even in secret), drink alcohol, or do drugs ( not even
in college, where other people were NOT inhaling)

 9. Represents an America of “yesterday”, where people believed in God, went to Church, didn’t
screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS! (We can’t relate to such an

 10. Oh yes…..he’s a MORMON. That horrible religion that teaches its
members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable,
self-reliant, honest, upright and MORAL!

 And one more point…..pundits say because of his wealth, he can’t relate
to ordinary Americans. I guess that’s because he made that
 money ALL BY HIMSELF… opposed to marrying it (as in John Kerry) or
inheriting it from Dad (as in Jack, Robert & Ted Kennedy.) We
 didn’t understand that actually working at a job and earning your own
money made you unrelatable to Americans. Strange.



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