Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
- If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost immediately removed.
- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
- You can avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by just using the sink.
- For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.
- A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.
- If you have a bad toothache, smash your thumb with a hammer. You will quickly forget all about the toothache.
- Always remember these basic rules: In life, you only need two tools, WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move but should, use the WD-40. If it moves but shouldn’t, use the duct tape.
- Always remember this important point: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
- Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
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