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Noah’s Ark


'Lessons for Life' that we should all learn from Noah and his experience on the ark:
·        Don't miss the boat!
·        Remember that we are all in the same boat.
·        Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
·        Stay fit.  When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something very important.
·        Don't listen to critics.  Just get on with the job that needs to be done.
·        Build for your future on high ground.
·        For safety's sake, always travel in pairs.
·        Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
·        When you're stressed, float for a while.
·        Remember, the ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.
·        No matter how fierce the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting for you after the storm is over.

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