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Noah’s Ark

Lessons for Life that we should all learn from Noah and his experience on the ark:

  • Don’t miss the boat!
  • Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  • Plan ahead.  It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
  • Stay fit.  When you are 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something very important.
  • Don’t listen to critics.  Just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  • Build for your future on high ground.
  • For safety’s sake, always travel in pairs.
  • Speed isn’t always an advantage.  The snails were on board along with the cheetahs.
  • When you are stressed, float for a while.
  • The Lord will magnify your abilities —  the ark was build by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.
  • No matter how fierce the storm, there is always a rainbow waiting for you when the storm is over.

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