Spread the Stupidity!
Spread the stupidity:
· Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
· Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
· Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
· Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
· Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
· Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
· Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
· Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
· Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
· Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
· Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
· Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
· Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
· Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
· Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
· You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
· Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
· Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
· If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport ‘the terminal’?
· Can someone explain the words comb, tomb, and bomb in the English language? And how about trough, bough, dough, rough, and through?