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Children Are Smart!

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:   Maria.

TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:  You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:   K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’.
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong.
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:      H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are  you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.  

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:    Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.  

TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.  ‘
MILLIE:  I is..
TEACHER:   No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE:  All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’    

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Louie,  do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:  Because George still had the axe in his hand.   

TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:    No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.  

TEACHER:   Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :      No, sir. It’s the same dog.   

TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher.

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