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The Affordable Care Act explained

No one can sum it up better than Donald Trump!

“Affordable Care Act explained”
— Let me get this straight ……We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we’ll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a Surgeon General who is morbidly obese, and financed by a country that’s broke!

‘What the heck could possibly go wrong?”

Other interesting statements by Barack Obama:

1) Concerning the debt reduction debate:  “And I do not want, and I will not accept, a deal in which I am asked to do nothing, in fact, I’m able to keep hundreds of thousands of dollars in additional income that I don’t need, while a parent out there who is struggling to figure out how to send their kid to college suddenly finds that they’ve got a couple thousand dollars less in grants or student loans.” — July 11, 2011

2) Concerning tax hikes:  “But what I’ve also said is people like me who have been incredibly fortunate, mainly because a lot of folks bought my book . . . for me to be able to go back to the tax rate that existed under Bill Clinton, to pay a couple of extra percentage points so that I can make sure that seniors still have Medicare or kids still have Head Start, that makes sense to me.”

News flash!

A 5.8 magnitude earthquake rocked the Washington D.C. and eastern Virginia area in late August of 2011.  The United States Geological Society determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside Washington, DC.  The cause appeared to be all of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their
graves as they viewed the current state of our national government. Apparently, the quake occurred along the “IT’S YOUR FAULT” line that runs from the Capitol Building to the White House.

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