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Definitions


Don’t you agree that these “definitions” should be in a dictionary?

  • ADULT –   A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
  • BEAUTY PARLOR – A place where women curl up and dye.
  • CHICKENS – The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
  • COMMITTEE – A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
  • DUST – Mud with the juice squeezed out.
  • EGOTIST – Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
  • HANDKERCHIEF – Cold Storage.
  • INFLATION – Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
  • MOSQUITO – An insect that makes you like flies better.
  • SECRET – Something you tell to one person at a time.
  • SKELETON – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
  • TOOTHACHE – The pain that drives you to extraction.
  • TOMORROW – One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
  • YAWN – An honest opinion openly expressed.
  • WRINKLES – Something other people have….similar to my character lines.
  • OLD – I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an ‘affair’. She asked me, “Are you having it catered?”  That is the definition of  OLD !!!

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