Dont you agree that these definitions should be in a dictionary?
- ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
- BEAUTY PARLOR – A place where women curl up and dye.
- CHICKENS – The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- COMMITTEE – A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- DUST – Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- EGOTIST – Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
- HANDKERCHIEF – Cold Storage.
- INFLATION – Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
- MOSQUITO – An insect that makes you like flies better.
- SECRET – Something you tell to one person at a time.
- SKELETON – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
- TOOTHACHE – The pain that drives you to extraction.
- TOMORROW – One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
- YAWN – An honest opinion openly expressed.
- WRINKLES – Something other people have….similar to my character lines.
- OLD – I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair. She asked me, “Are you having it catered?” That is the definition of OLD !!!