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 Kermit Jagger

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.  He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack,” the frog says, “I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation.”  Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is the famous rock star Mick Jagger, and that getting a loan shouldn’t be a problem because he knows the bank manager.  Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.  Kermit replies, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.  Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and  says, “There’s a frog named Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000.  He wants to use this little figurine as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant.  Patty laughs and says, “What in the world is this?”  The bank manager looks back at her and says “It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

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