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Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix called his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and said, “I hate to ruin your week, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. I’m through!”  “Dad, what are you talking about?  How can you do this?” the son screamed.  The father replied, “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer. We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this.  Do me a favor and call your sister in Chicago. Tell her what is happening.”  Frantic, the son called his sister in Chicago.  When she heard the news, she exploded.  “Like heck they’re getting a divorce.  I’ll take care of this!” she shouted.  The daughter immediately called her parents and screamed at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced.  Don’t do a single thing until I get there.  I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow.  Until then, don’t do a single thing.  DO YOU HEAR ME?”  She then hung up abruptly.  The father hung up the phone, turned to his wife, and said, “Okay, sweetie, they’re both coming for Thanksgiving AND they are paying their own way!”

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