Men Are Like –
- Men are like – laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
- Men are like – weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like – blenders. You need one, but you’re not sure why.
- Men are like – chocolate bars. Short-term satisfaction, long-term regrets.
- Men are like – commercials. You seldom trust them and never believe them.
- Men are like – department stores. Lots of unnecessary stuff and a few essentials.
- Men are like – government bonds. They take a long time to mature.
- Men are like – mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like – popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a short time.
- Men are like – lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very useful
- Men are like – parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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