Medical Definitions from the ‘Non-medical’
A few definitions of medical terms from non-medical folks:
Ø Barium — What the undertaker does to ‘em once the doctors are through with ‘em
Ø Benign — What a child be after they be eight
Ø Cauterize — To have gotten noticed by a fine-lookin’ woman
Ø Cyst — To give someone a helpin‘ hand
Ø Dilate — It sure beats dyin’ early
Ø Impotent — High ‘n mighty!
Ø Node — To have been acquainted with someone in the past
Ø Pap Smear — To insult or belittle your own daddy
Ø Pathology — The study of trails and small roads
Ø Rectum — Crashed ‘em and totaled ‘em
Ø Tumor — One more than one more
Ø X-rayed — For adult audiences only!