Osama bin Laden’s Virgins
When Osama bin Laden dies, George Washington will meet him at the Pearly Gates. He will slap Osama across the face and yell, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”
Patrick Henry will then approach Osama, punch him in the nose and shout, “You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed!”
James Madison will be next, kicking Osama in the groin and saying, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense.”
Thomas Jefferson will then step forward, beat Osama with a cane and snarl, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings will continue as George Mason, James Monroe, and 66 other early Americans unleash their anger on this vile man.
As Osama lies bleeding and in pain, an angel will approach. Osama will howl and say, “This is not what I was promised in the after life!”
The angel will reply, “You were told there would be 72 Virginians waiting to greet you in Heaven. What did you think you were promised?”