Hymn jokes – anecdotes from our LDS hymns
Hymn jokes:
- Favorite hymn of LDS dentists? Hymn # 166, “Abide With Me” — verse 2 mentions “change and decay in all around I see…” Sounds like job security for a dentist. *
- Hymn you should sing to a group of sweaty missionaries? Hymn # 140, “Did You Think to Pray?” — the starting words are “Did you air the room you left this morning?” or something very similar to that. *
- Favorite hymn of the LDS congregation that had a chorister named Hope who was very pregnant and soon to deliver her baby? Hymn # 19, “We Thank Thee O God for a Prophet” — it contains the words “..there is hope smiling brightly before us, and we know that deliverance is nigh…”
- Favorite hymn of LDS laundry workers” Hymn # 243 — “Let Us All Press On” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS educators? Hymn # 336 — “School Thy Feelings” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS seamstresses? Hymn # 216 — “We Are Sewing” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS construction workers and general contractors? Hymn # 85 — “How Firm a Foundation” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS weight lifters? Hymn # 243 — “Let Us All Press On” *
- Favorite hymn of weary LDS snowplow drivers after a snowy day in Utah? Hymn # 37 — “The Wintry Day Descending to its Close” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS metal workers and welders? Hymn # 274 — “The Iron Rod” **
- Favorite hymn of LDS air freshener salesmen? Hymn # 140, “Did You Think to Pray?”, because it contains the words “Did you air the room you left this morning”, or something similar. *
- Favorite hymn of LDS weight lifters? Hymn # 243 — “Let Us All Press On” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS lawyers? Hymn # 122, “Though Deepening Trials Throng Your Way” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS bread-makers and pastry chefs? Hymn # 98, “I Knead Thee Every Hour” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS Internal Revenue Service workers? Hymn # 219, “Because I Have Been Given Much” *
- Favorite hymn of LDS candy-makers and confectioners? Hymn # 147, “Sweet Is My Work” *
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