Simple Solutions to Sticky Situations
Everyone seems to be concentrating on the problems we’re having in our country lately — illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida. Not me. I don’t sit around whining and moaning. I concentrate on solutions for these problems. Here is my win-win proposition:
1) Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2) Send the dirt from the moat to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
3) Put the aggressive Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like me to solve today?
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