Christmas and December
A clever Christmas handout from the office of my dentist, Dr. Charles Brimhall
- “The worst Christmas gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” — Johnny Carson
- “Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.” — Charles M. Schulz.
- “Christmas celebrated the awesome and amazing fact that God is grander, wiser, and more mysterious than we could have ever imagined.” — Dan Schaeffer.
- “I do not know what to say, but it is Christmas time, and we are all in misery.” — from National Lampoon’s Christmas.
- “There are three stages of man — he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus!” — Bob Phillips.
- “It is Christmas Eve! It is the one night of the year when we all act a a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” — Bill Murray.
- “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa Claus?” — Bart Simpson.
- “I do not want the Christmas season to end because it is the only time I can legitimately indulge in one particular addiction: glitter!” — Eloise James.
- “If Christmas is just a nice legend, in a sense, you are on your own. But if Christmas is true, then you can be saved by grace.” — Timothy Keller.
- “The brightest Christmas ever was lit by a single star and swaddled in the most drab colors, but offered mankind the greatest gift of all…true and lasting love.” — Toni Sorenson.
- First, the birth of Christ was the incarnation of God. It was God taking upon himself humanity – a mystery, a wonderous mystery, to be believed in rather than to be defined.” — Charles Spurgeon.
- “If you desire to find the true spirit of Christmas and partake of the sweetness of it, let me make this suggestion to you. During the hurry of the festive occasion of this Christmas season, find time to turn your heart of God. Perhaps in the quiet hours, and in a quiet place, and on your knees, along or with loved ones, give thanks for the good things that have come to you and ask that His Spirit might dwell in your as you earnestly strive to serve Him and keep His commandments. He will take you by the hand and His promises will be kept.” — Howard W. Hunter.
- “We celebrate the first Christmas because we know there is a Second coming.” — Matt Chandler.
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